If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 4

Overview:
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

Release Date : 2003-10-13

Genre : Comedy

Duration : 21 minutes

Rating : ⭐ 7.381/10 (21 votes)

Actors : Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Marin Hinkle, Melanie Lynskey

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Big Flappy Bastards
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